{"id":464,"date":"2008-09-21T06:07:23","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T04:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/?p=464"},"modified":"2008-09-21T06:08:40","modified_gmt":"2008-09-21T04:08:40","slug":"positiver-denken-tipp-310-witz-pessimist-optimist-realist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"positiver denken Tipp #310 &#8211; Witz: Pessimist-Optimist-Realist-&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>positiver denken Tipp #310 &#8211; Witz: Pessimist-Optimist-Realist-&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Pessimist, einem Optimist, einem Realist, einem Lokf\u00c3\u00bchrer?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><em>Der Pessimist sieht das Dunkle im Tunnel.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8<br \/>\nDer Optimist sieht das Licht am Ende des Tunnels.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8<br \/>\nDer Realist sieht im Tunnel einen Zug kommen.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8<br \/>\nUnd der Zugf\u00c3\u00bchrer sieht die drei Idioten auf den Gleisen sitzen.<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>positiver denken Tipp #310 &#8211; Witz: Pessimist-Optimist-Realist-&#8230; Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Pessimist, einem Optimist, einem Realist, einem Lokf\u00c3\u00bchrer? Der Pessimist sieht das Dunkle im Tunnel.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8 Der Optimist sieht das Licht am Ende des Tunnels.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8 Der Realist sieht im Tunnel einen Zug kommen.\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8 Und der Zugf\u00c3\u00bchrer sieht die drei Idioten auf den Gleisen sitzen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-positiv-denken","category-positiverdenken","category-tipp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}