{"id":396,"date":"2007-10-15T05:24:21","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T03:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/?p=396"},"modified":"2007-10-15T05:43:39","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T03:43:39","slug":"positiver-denken-tipp-267-witz-alzheimer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"positiver denken Tipp #267 &#8211; Witz-Alzheimer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Witz-Alzheimer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Die Alzheimer-Krankheit hat auch vier gute Seiten!:<br \/>\n1. Man lernt jeden Tag viele neue Leute kennen.<br \/>\n2. Man kann sich selbst seine Ostereier verstecken.<br \/>\n3. Moment . . . . . . na, drittens f\u00c3\u00a4llt mir gerade nicht ein.<br \/>\n4. Man lernt jeden Tag viele neue Leute kennen.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Nicht zu ernst nehmen.<\/p>\n<p>dieser Witz kommt von <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tagesjoke.de\">www.tagesjoke.de<\/a>, t\u00c3\u00a4glich Witze per Mail<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witz-Alzheimer Die Alzheimer-Krankheit hat auch vier gute Seiten!: 1. Man lernt jeden Tag viele neue Leute kennen. 2. Man kann sich selbst seine Ostereier verstecken. 3. Moment . . . . . . na, drittens f\u00c3\u00a4llt mir gerade nicht ein. 4. Man lernt jeden Tag viele neue Leute kennen. PS: Nicht zu ernst nehmen. dieser [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-positiv-denken","category-positiverdenken","category-tipp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.falko-graf.de\/mySQL\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}